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Key: C major

(man yelling) DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
(sexy bassline comes in)

verse: (rapping)
first things first now sex is illegal
you can’t get past me, i got eyes like an eagle
i’m watching every move you make and if you touch those privates
i’m takin you downtown
down to the station - you cant fuck there either
and no masturbation - i know that youre eager
to touch yourself, and all your friends
but making love is outlawed and the rules don’t bend

hook:
don’t even think about it
don’t even try
i’m watching you
you can’t hide

speaking part interlude:
hey you! yeah you!
get those hands outta your pants
thats a 500 dollar fine
if you can’t pay that.. you’re goin’ to jail, buddy

verse: (rapping)
we got officers assigned to every home
you heard that right, you’ll never be alone
but it’s the price you pay for being so horny
why don’t y’all try living your life more holy
go to church, serve the lord
there’s more to life than just tryna score
listen to my words, and you’ll be fine
and obviously don’t have sex in the meantime

pre-hook:
this is a free nation
you can do whatever you want
except you can’t do it
with yourself or with other people
don’t kid yourself, you know that it’s evil
you can’t. do. it.
hook:
don’t even think about it
don’t even try
i’m watching you
you can’t hide

andrew carnegie speaking part:
i’m andrew carnegie
i invented alchemy
(he stole it from the wizards)
no i didn’t…
...okay, so, does everyone understand the deal with-
you can’t have sex? it’s against the law- it’s illegal?
you guys all got that? okay…
so yeah, don’t even think about it (don’t even think about it!)
don’t even- (don’t even think about it!)
don’t even- if you even touch your-
don’t even wash your privates in the shower
not even with a loofa or a washcloth
you’re gonna have to let that stuff get a little stinky
but it’s uh, that’s the devil’s work
okay. as long as everyone understands the deal,
i guess i’ll be outta here.
thank you

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from The Child of Three and Andrew Carnegie, released March 15, 2014

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